"We are at Jesus' disposal. If he wants you to be sick in bed, if he wants you to proclaim his work in the street, if he wants you to clean the toilets all day, that's all right, everything is all right. We must say, 'I belong to you. You can do whatever you like.' And this ... is our strength, and this is the joy of the Lord." - Mother Teresa
Q: "What did the spoon say to the fork and knife?"
A: "I feel pointless."
Simeon says he made up this joke, which leads me to conclude he's either lying, or is -- in fact -- a genius as I've always suspected. I'm gonna go with genius.