"We are at Jesus' disposal. If he wants you to be sick in bed, if he wants you to proclaim his work in the street, if he wants you to clean the toilets all day, that's all right, everything is all right. We must say, 'I belong to you. You can do whatever you like.' And this ... is our strength, and this is the joy of the Lord." - Mother Teresa
"Our kids look like street urchins," she said as her children descended on a value-sized chili with the verocity of ravenous vultures. To which their father paused, scratched his beard and replied: "Shh, that's a really offensive thing to say about street urchins."